Liberty Elevator Corporation
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A good joke really pushes our buttons 🔼👈, so on International Joke Day we thought we would share some of the best family-friendly elevator jokes we've heard over the past 64 years. Here is a list of some of our favorite uplifting elevator puns and jokes that take Dad-Jokes to the next level.1️⃣ How is the elevator business? It has it's ⬆Ups & ⬇Downs. 2️⃣ I'm 😱 terrified of elevators, I've been taking steps to avoid them. 3️⃣ Why is a 🤝 good friend like a broken elevator? It never lets you down.4️⃣ https://lnkd.in/d5eix89Whether you found this uplifting or you thought it was the pits, tell us your favorite ‘clean’ elevator joke for a chance to win a prize from Liberty Elevator!#internationaljokeday #elevatorjokes #elevatorworld #libertyelevator
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Dru Brooks
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My teenage kids are like an elevator.... they drive me up the wall! 😜 bruh
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